TOM - vocals, drums and keyboards

Tom is so unlike his band mates, it's almost comical.  The guy can't drum.  He can't even hold his sticks half the time.  He's been drumming since he was three, but you'd swear he never got any older.  His "Mary Had A Little Lamb" approach to playing a keyboard leaves an audience asking themselves why they paid a five dollar cover.  And after smoking two packs a day for thirty of his thirty nine years, his voice is reminiscent of fingernails on a chalkboard, only with a little more screech.  But the band allows him to play, partly because they know how much he loves making a complete moron out of himself, partly because they feel sorry for him, and partly because they know that no other band would want him.  He sucks!

Just kidding - Although he's no longer the only band member who knows music other than the G-string - his versatility and musical talent never cease to amaze us.