CHRIS - vocals, guitar, and bass

Chris has come along way since his WWF (wild women fornication) tour.  He shaved his head and has put his "Scooter" days behind him. He tried his hand at cross-dressing in other countries, but has returned to the states.  Chris is a professional in every aspect of his life.  From playing guitar, to identifying the raster pattern of the white grub species on a golf course.  He takes his work very seriously.   From 20 paces with 20 shots of tequila flowing through his veins Chris will brilliantly explain that the

"Correct identification of white grub species is important in determining management strategies and timing of controls. The raster pattern is the arrangement of bristles and hairs on the underside of the tip of the abdomen. A 10x hand lens is needed to see this pattern on most mature white grubs. A microscope may be necessary to view smaller grubs."                    

                                                   
                                    White Grub Raster Location

     Chris "The Grub Master" Wolford                 Gilford G. Grub