BETH - vocals and bass

Beth is, and will remain, two strings shy of a full axe.  She can do things with a bass guitar that others can only imagine, and she does it while singing and dancing on tables and bars.  She lives for entertaining, and the more jaws that hit the floor the better.  Sure-footed in stilettos as a mountain goat, there's never a step or a beat missed.  Her vocals range from raunchy to sultry, with a hint of Mel Torme thrown in for the discriminating listener.  And true to the entertainer deep inside her, she can go from full cheerleading garb to a feathered showgirl costume in two minutes and fourteen seconds.  Even Einstein couldn't have figured that one out.